Ian Flynn, if you ever come across this post, I'm just letting you know: you asked for it.*It's the wedding of Eggman and Wily. We'll discuss last name stuff later
Orbot: I now pronounce you Evil Geniuses!
Eggman and Wily's minions: *clapping and wiping tears. Cubot's the flower girl*
Sonic: ...I feel like they invited us here to rub it in our faces.
Mega Man: Agreed.
Sonic: *sighs* At least it can't get any worse.
Orbot: You may now kiss the groom!
*Mega Man and Sonic exchange looks of horror.*
Sonic: Thank SEGA for the goodie bags...